My name is Mark Twain. Some of you may have read my moderately successful novels, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Well, let me tell you about my experience with Benclosures. I used to wander around men's clothing stores looking for new snazzy suits when I should have been working on my new novels. Then I purchased a Benclosure to keep me from leaving my house. Once I had my Benclosure, I did nothing but write. I owe my success to Benclosures! Without my Benclosure, I would just be a sharp dresser with an awesome mustache.
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