Saturday, February 2, 2008

New Features!

In response to popular demand, we have added some new features to our benclosures!

For those who want to control the creepiness of the cabin, we now offer an "Opaque-0-meter," which looks similar to a light dimmer. Place it inside the benclosure to allow the spirit to control its transparency, or keep it on yourself to mess with the spirit and never let it know when no one will be able to see it! Perfect for an extended revenge!

We also now have "friends" suddenly pop into the picture whenever someone has violated the sanctity of the benclosure.

To view our two new features, play the video.

3 comments:

Angie said...

Is there a warranty with the opaque feature?

Benclosure said...

Good question!

All our products come with a eternity warranty, unless there is definate subterfuge to damage the product, like removing some of the ash from the circle. Otherwise, the warranty covers it all! How could you say no?

Angie said...

Ooh, I like the eternity warranty. I think you just sold me on the opaque Benclosure. I can't say no!